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| The root of all evil |
The UN (Unhinged Neoliberals) has declared in an official statement that Donald Trump's hair is causing significant increases in the level of greenhouse gas emissions. A research team--funded mostly by your tax dollars--has confirmed that the world-wide obsession over Donald Trump's hair style is increasing internet traffic, power consumption, and even flatulence in America and elsewhere.
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| A French climate scientist examines this new threat. |
This contribution to climate change is quickly becoming an international crisis. Leaders around the world are petitioning and even demanding responsive action from the Republican hopeful for president.
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| Adverse effects are already appearing in our crops. |
Meanwhile, Trump has responded, "Who cares?"
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| Oh, and horsies. |
